We took the kiddos to the pool this evening and Emmy kept running everywhere. I’d tell her to slow down, but she wouldn’t care.
“Emmy, the number one rule here is to WALK. Do you understand? Walk!” She’d say yes and hop away.
At one point, she made an exceptionally fast run towards my drink. I caught up to her as she was trying to take a swig off it. I said “Emmy, what is the number one rule of the pool?”
She smiled, and with my drink still in her hand she said “To par-tay!”
I’m already dreading her teenage years.