Christopher had his five year check up today. He is perfect; 92nd percentile for height, 81st for weight, good diet – all around ready for kindergarten.
Chris didn’t know he was going to have to have vaccines today, so when he heard the dreaded “shots” word, he freaked out.
“Shots?!” He said, his eyes wide.
“Yeah baby, shots.”
He shook his head no and ran to hide between the patient table and the wall.
He was quiet for a few minutes before saying (to himself):
“Oh shots, how will I ever survive it?”
(Spoiler alert: he survived!)