Watching beauty pageants is a long standing tradition for the ladies in my family. We begin discussing possible winners weeks in advance of the show, we call each other during commercial breaks and yes, we sometimes wear silly tiaras.
Well, last night started the televised pageant season with the 2011 Miss America competition. Many of you may be asking (ok, I bet no one is asking this) “What is the difference between Miss America and Miss USA?” The easy answer to this question is: Miss America has a talent portion and only a handful of boob jobs (no pun intended), Miss USA has higher heels, smaller bikinis and they don’t bother messing with silly things like “talent.”
In honor of Emmy’s first pageant, we had a photo shoot to demonstrate the different categories of Miss America:
For the talent portion, Emmy decided to sing the smash hit “The Boobies Song.”
The Crowing Moment